Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
anonymousPuncake1 4 mon.ago-can I ask you: how low should I bow my head when meditating, to reach Nirvana ? -old monk: "*hello, hello, hello, how low*" ? -young monk: "*I found it hard, it's hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind*" -old monk: eh, these young monks change their mind so quickly, he "*smells like teen spirit*" -young monk: that"s not true! -old monk: "* A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial*" Quotes taken from the song " Smells like teen spirit" by "Nirvana" 🎼🎵🎶🎸🥁🎸 https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg?feature=shared written by David Grohl, Krist Novoselic, Kurt Cobain (+1994), All rights reserved © BMG Rights Management, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd. ps. please pray 🙏for California and all other places which need rain 🌦️, and for the victims of the fires and other catastrophies...
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The nut can get cracked.
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Doctor: I see the problem. You’re not eating properly.
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I was really hoping they'd renew my contract but apparently I was underperforming as a cook.
You push them down the mountain.
All of them.
Because April showers bring Mayflowers
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